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Where'd You Go, Bernadette By Maria Semple Where d You Go Bernadette Soon to be a major motion picture starring Cate Blanchett A whip smart hysterical dramedy about a family in crisis after the disappearance of its brilliant misanthropic matriarch Bernadette Fox is n
  • Title: Where'd You Go, Bernadette
  • Author: Maria Semple
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  • Page: 420
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  • Where'd You Go, Bernadette By Maria Semple Soon to be a major motion picture starring Cate Blanchett A whip smart, hysterical dramedy about a family in crisis after the disappearance of its brilliant, misanthropic matriarch Bernadette Fox is notorious To her Microsoft guru husband, she s a fearlessly opinionated partner to fellow private school mothers in Seattle, she s a disgrace to design mavens, she s a re Soon to be a major motion picture starring Cate Blanchett A whip smart, hysterical dramedy about a family in crisis after the disappearance of its brilliant, misanthropic matriarch Bernadette Fox is notorious To her Microsoft guru husband, she s a fearlessly opinionated partner to fellow private school mothers in Seattle, she s a disgrace to design mavens, she s a revolutionary architect, and to 15 year old Bee, she is a best friend and, simply, Mom.Then Bernadette disappears It began when Bee aced her report card and claimed her promised reward a family trip to Antarctica But Bernadette s intensifying allergy to Seattle and people in general has made her so agoraphobic that a virtual assistant in India now runs her most basic errands A trip to the end of the earth is problematic.To find her mother, Bee compiles email messages, official documents, secret correspondence creating a compulsively readable and touching novel about misplaced genius and a mother and daughter s role in an absurd world Get A Copy Kindle Store Online StoresAudibleBarnes NobleWalmart eBooksApple BooksGoogle PlayAbebooksBook DepositoryIndigoAlibrisBetter World BooksIndieBoundLibraries Download Excerpt Or buy for Paperback, movie tie in edition, 368 pages Published January 29th 2019 by Back Bay Books first published August 14th 2012 More Details Original Title Where d You Go, Bernadette ISBN 0316415863 ISBN13 9780316415866 Edition
    Where'd You Go, Bernadette By Maria Semple

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    About "Maria Semple"

    1. Maria Semple

      Maria Semple s first novel, This One is Mine, was set in Los Angeles, where she also wrote for television shows including Arrested Development, Mad About You, and Ellen She escaped from Los Angeles and lives with her family in Seattle, where her second novel takes place.

    156 thoughts on “Where'd You Go, Bernadette”

    1. A douche canoe that I probably shouldn t have dated for a couple months a few years ago once told me that I didn t like Glee because I didn t understand satire I d like to hand him this book and say, Bite me, asshat This is satire I suppose that s an entirely different story The point is, I loved this book It s sharp, witty, heartwarming, and entirely entertaining Of course, it came from someone involved with Arrested Development should I expect any less The first three four [...]


    2. Just found this book in my luggage recently, I read it while traveling a while back, and never got around to recording it here This happens a lot I m hesitant to assign a star rating here hesitant than usual Not only did I read this months ago, but the genre isn t one that I spend a lot of time reading.But where do I rank it I know it didn t anger or disappoint me in any way I d remember that but neither did I feel the need to rush on here and review it, or force it on any of my Just found this [...]


    3. People like you must create If you don t create, Bernadette, you will become a menace to society. Oh My Gawd I love this so much Bee Fox, genius daughter of the infamously famous Bernadette Fox, has a puzzle to solve where in the world is her mother Before her mother went missing, Bee s parents made the dubious promise of buying her whatever she wanted IF she got perfect gradeswhich she did and she cashed that in for a trip to Antarctica And with the help of an online Indi [...]


    4. What we have here is a satirical epistolary novel about a bunch of whiny one percenters in Seattle Ms Semple is sending up Seattle elites, which here seem to be typified by Bernadette s husband Elgie, a granola eating, public transport using, bike riding, Microsoft employee with a genius IQ She also sets her sights on the students and parents of a Montessori style preparatory school I don t feel a particular need to explain what happens, because it s pretty well traveled stuff Where BERNADE What [...]


    5. Well, let this be a lesson to those who would open their mouths and spew venom into the world I once wrote very publicly and loudly on this here that I could never love a satire don t even remember which book I was reviewing The point is, this book has made me eat my words This fucking book, man I loved it It s my cheese, my oreo cookie, my soft blanket on a cold winter s night, my let s pack everything up and head out for an adventure because FUCK YEAH WE RE ALIVE I m so gla Well, let this be a [...]


    6. For the first time ever, I m going with the appointed rating system This book was simply OK , therefore I am giving it 2 stars I didn t hate it or anything, but it really didn t do anything for me.I didn t find it funny or all that quirky to be quite honest , and the characters were all a bit bland I was also disappointed that what I had originally thought was the whole point of the book Bernadette disappearing right before a trip to Antarctica didn t even happen until way later For the first ti [...]


    7. Pearl Ruled2017 UPDATE If you can even imagine such a thing, Richard Linklater is filming this craptastic insult to the word chick lit in PITTSBURGH No, no one ll notice it s not Seattle It will be in theaters Mother s Day 2018, which is yet another belt in the chops to women everywhere.Rating 1.6 of five p97 The Publisher Says Bernadette Fox is notorious To her Microsoft guru husband, she s a fearlessly opinionated partner to fellow private school mothers in Seattle, she s a disgr Pearl [...]


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